Hallmark Hall of Fame…
Tebow has Zellweger/Federer Face. I just want to unpinch it.
If Tim Tebow and Tyler Hansbrough mated, imagine the media coverage their child (Tebrough?) would receive.
IDEA: The Comedy Central Roast of Bill Belichick. Substitute Nick Saban or Urban Meyer if necessary.
Excluding basketball players, I've yet to encounter a UConn alum. They are elusive.
Shrek the Musical opens on Broadway on Sunday.
Why couldn't I just hide behind a puppet?
I hear the actor who plays Donkey wears a generic donkey costume.
I bought a case of Pomegranate 7UP on a whim and realized after one sip that I should've bought Cranberry Sierra Mist instead.
Pomegranates receive way more play in the food-and-drink world than they deserve. Does Scott Boras represent them?
If fruit had agents…
"Acai berries sign with Boras."
HOW EXCITED ARE YOU?
I hate you
I was going to have anal sex tonight and then I had to go and watch your stupid 1 jar video
I'm afraid my dick might burst in her like a glass jar
or she will have something shoved up there to cut it up
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