We'll stay up all night and toast to friends we never had

Human Doraemon = nightmare fuel.

I was at Costco today shopping for pants and saw a sign that said I could not return cigarettes.

People try to return cigarettes?

"Finance or lease any new Hyundai, and if in the next year you lose your income, we'll let you return it."

Hyundai Repossession Plus: Shame yourself to us and we'll let you return it!

I hoped for a Nate Kaeding playoff special at the end of the Colts v. Bolts game, but alas, his field goal was good.

Springsteen should make history by covering "Spaceman" by The Killers during his Super Bowl halftime set.

Man Covered In Feces Attacks Flight Attendant


  1. garkahar 04 Jan 09 at 06:38

    you would not believe the shit that people return to costco. as vlad and i are fellow costco-ites we have numerous stories of people returning shitty stuff. 8 yr old barbeques with rust, half eaten bags of chips (because she bought too many for her party), half eaten hotdogs from the food court, CANOES. i mean…motherfuck… cheap ass bastards.


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