The guys I was going to visit are leaving a day early

Perhaps Oklahoma should play Ohio State next year.

The CES showfloor would be a good level in Blast Corps.

I saw a man with a bleached-blond mullet (brown sideburns). I wanted to photograph him, but the camera I borrowed can't zoom.

An African (continent) man approached me and asked if my company manufactures spy cameras.

I saw a full-page ad in the daily CES magazine for the AVN Adult Movie Awards. CES attendees receive a $25 ticket discount. Hmm… Flo Rida will perform live!

Standing on a sidewalk flicking business cards for hookers is an occupation for hundreds of Mexicans.

Idea: Require said Mexicans to wear superhero costumes.

Hidden camera idea: Send a five-year-old girl directly to a guy's hotel room.

If you enjoy pyroflatulence, then you'll love the Mirage's new volcano eruption.

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