Did you know Gabrielle Carteris turned 48 this month? Forty-eight! Barack Obama doesn't turn 48 until August. An original 90210 cast member is older than our president. [source]
Alternate perspective: Obama is only three years older than Eddie Vedder and Chris Cornell.
John Mayer is shooting a variety show pilot for CBS. Fox is preparing a variety show hosted by the Osbournes. [source]
Both sound like Saturday Night Live sketches. I dug the one episode of John Mayer Has a TV Show that aired on VH1, though.
"If ever I believe my career is through, then I'll star on Celebrity Apprentice 2!"
This week in Belaboured Criticism by Toby Young:
I'm not that cruel.
At Subway today, the man behind me ordered a tuna salad salad. Like, a salad with scoops of tuna salad on top.
In Vegas, my boss dragged me to Lawry's.
I liked the bread…
I'm not a vegetarian by any means, but I would rather a woman menstruate in my mouth than eat prime rib.
Steaks are obscene. Steakhouses are obscene.
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