Philadelphia 76ers guard Andre Miller couldn't be bothered to vote and has a "whatever" view of politics. Yet, because some friends of his ended up with tickets, he said he is planning to skip practice Tuesday — risking a probable fine from his team — to attend the inauguration and one of the balls later in the day.
"I'm conservative. I'm whatever, basically," Miller said. "Yeah, I would have voted for Obama. But I keep my views to myself. I'm still excited." [source]
"I'm conservative. Just kidding! I'm whatever. Just kidding! I would have voted for Obama. Just kidding! I keep my views to be myself. Just kidding! I'm excited."
Farcical
Acronym,
Illiterate
Lummox
Ben Stiller should play a Carnegie Mellon professor so Entertainment Weekly's reviews editor can use the headline "Pittsburgh Stiller."
DOWN ON THE CORNER
OUT IN THE STREET
LSU co-terback Andrew Hatch, who transferred from Harvard, transferred back to Harvard?
Hey, if Ryan Fitzpatrick can get drafted…
Collider noted how shitty 20th Century Fox's 2008 film slate was:
27 Dresses
Meet the Spartans
Jumper
Nim's Island
What Happens in Vegas
Deception
The Happening
Meet Dave
Space Chimps
The X-Files: I Want to Believe
Babylon A.D.
City of Ember
Max Payne
Australia
The Day the Earth Stood Still
Marley and Me
Nevertheless, Fox will probably triumph at the Oscars because its specialty division acquired Slumdog Millionaire and The Wrestler at TIFF.
Fox Searchlight has singlehandedly kept Fox award-viable in recent years with releases like Little Miss Sunshine, Juno, The Last King of Scotland and Once.
No film slate will ever top the shittiness of Spring 2001:
The Mexican
3000 Miles to Graceland
Captain Corelli's Mandolin
One Night at McCool's
Saving Silverman
Say It Isn't So
Freddy Got Fingered
The Caveman's Valentine
Tomcats
Monkeybone
Driven
Down to Earth
Exit Wounds
Joe Dirt
Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles
Slackers
I saw half at a cinema.
[phone rings]
Jack, once again, just by beating up some thugs, has earned the trust and respect of yet another bad guy, and is successfully undercover again. JESUS H CHRIST. When are these bad guys going to learn? Don't they have a Bad Guy Newsletter or something cause if they do, on the top of it there should be a message that goes something like ATTENTION: WARNING TO ALL HOPEFUL TERRORISTS, IF JACK BAUER SHOWS UP AND CLAIMS THAT HE HAS SWITCHED SIDES, DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES BELIEVE HIM. NO MATTER WHO HE KILLS IN FRONT OF YOU, KILL HIM IMMEDIATELY. HE IS STILL A GOOD GUY. [source]
"I've switched sides! Just kidding!"
[phone rings]
Excuse me.
"Hello?"
"Have you checked the children?"
"Uhh… Well, I only have one, and he lives with his mother in Japan, so…it would be difficult for me to check on him."
"Oh. Never mind then."
[click]
The Chicken Caesar Salad in my local Whole Foods' food bars contains bow-tie pasta.
Beside said Chicken Caesar lettuce and pasta today, I saw Bread Salad, which consists of bread, arugula and cherry tomatoes.
Bread salad.
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