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In April 2005, Alomar was suffering from erectile dysfunction and confided "he was raped by two Mexican men after playing a ballgame in a Southwestern state when he was 17."

Around the same time he developed a yeast infection.

Days later, Alomar's skin had turned purple, he was foaming at the mouth and a spinal tap "showed he had full-blown AIDS." [source]

This story reads like a Mad Lib.

I just realized that those AIG shirts are soccer jerseys.

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This season, there are even more postseason spots with the Postseason Tournament debuting. The CIPT, like the CBI, features 16 teams, so with the NIT's 32 teams and NCAA's 65, there are 129 postseason spots available for the 328 teams in Division I. [source]

Another tournament?

Three consolation tournaments is absurd. College basketball's postseason should not be the NHL Playoffs.

If both the NIT and CBI snub you, you're better off competing for the DII Championship. At least it's respectable.

Winning the Postseason Tournament is like being the WWE Light Heavyweight Champion. Yay?

Will Ferrell's character on Eastbound and Down is reportedly inspired by Ric Flair.

Ric Flair will fight a man in a Soviet bear suit in ads for Command and Conquer Red Alert 3:

Ric Flair's emo son Reid was supposed to wrestle Brooke Hogan on VH1, but he injured himself while training for the match.

As a child, I assembled many a kamikaze (or suicide) at self-service soda fountains.

Idea: A cream cheese equivalent of a kamikaze (or suicide) on an everything bagel – plain, strawberry, veggie, salmon, sun-dried tomato… The sum of all shmears.


Curtis' career meltdown is fascinating.

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