Live Together, Home Alone

Ben: What's the matter?

Jack: I have a terrible feeling.

Ben: About what?

Jack: That we didn't do something.

Ben: You feel that way because we left in a hurry. We took care of everything.
Believe me, we did.

Jack: Did I turn off the coffee?

Ben: No, I did.

Jack: Did you lock up?

Ben: Yeah.

Jack: Did you close the garage?

Ben: That's it. I forgot to close the garage. That's it.

[pause]

Jack: No, that's not it.

Ben: Well, what else could we be forgetting?

[pause]

Ben and Jack: WAAAAAAAAAALT!!!


Dexter he ain't.

Penny (slain) is in his ears and in his eyes…

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