Grapevine Fires

1000 words.

Charles Hamilton:

"I'm a HUGE Incubus fan. I love Incubus."

How much does Charles Hamilton love Incubus?

Charles Hamilton loves Incubus so much that he recorded a ziptape of 13 songs which each sample Incubus, and it is awful.

» Charles Hamilton – At Most I'm Just…

related: Charles Hamilton samples Cake's "The Distance"

Has there ever been a more musically uncool or less current 23-year old than Scott [MacIntyre]? Bruce Hornsby, Billy Joel, the Phil Collins-approved "You Can't Hurry Love," a bad Michael Jackson album track, and now [Survivor]? Even David Archuleta would've scoffed at some of these choices! [source]

Someone Please Tell Eminem It's 2009
Eminem's Fart Jokes May Be The Most Timely Bits Of His New Video
Here he is as Dustin Hoffman in Rain Man

Marshall, buddy, your first single/video formula hit the point of diminishing returns with "Without Me," and while I enjoy some of your sillier shit, your serious songs are infinitely better. Play to your strength.

Remember when Michael Douglas was a leading man?

His filmography this decade is indefensible:

One Night at McCool's (2001)
"Will and Grace" (2003)
The In-Laws (2003)
You, Me and Dupree (2006)
Ghosts of Girlfriends Past (2009)

Mike, buddy, you're just not (shitty) romantic comedy material.

Nice to [see] Hiro and Ando get some nice, meaty, dramatic plotlines like "entertain the baby" and "look for Matt Parkman." [source]

"The vagina is full of AIDS"
Don't be a pussy. This guy seems legit.
Photo Gallery: Louisville's Beta Theta Phi fraternity watching the women's NCAA championship


  1. Oh God 08 Apr 09 at 07:45

    Billy Corgan has been haunting me for a few days now. (feels like it's been years).

  2. Forest 08 Apr 09 at 13:53

    I think Tom Hanks belongs in the center of the diagram.

  3. Aaron 08 Apr 09 at 22:31

    Awesome pie chart – but I don't think Ashton Kutcher is "better" at pretty much anything. Better off dead?


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