Todd Marinovich

Todd Marinovich: The Man Who Never Was

At the conclusion of Raider training camp that summer, as tradition dictated, the first draft pick threw a party. He hired strippers, ten white and ten black. The grand finale: three porn stars with double-headed dildos.

He tied the record for most touchdowns in a single game despite undergoing severe heroin withdrawal; after shitting his pants during warm-ups, he came out and threw ten touchdowns to win a game against the Houston Thunderbears.

"Meth makes you just fucking perv. That's all I wanted to do, you know, is look at porn or create my own."

1 Comment

  1. Josh 17 Apr 09 at 12:16

    Thanks for the link to this story. It was a good read.


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