Just Another Sucker on the Vine

I have one.

Why do Mexican gangsters cover their faces in tattoos?

If I was a gangster, I wouldn't want to be easily identified by la policía. If the idea is to look menacing, why not apply henna tattoos? In The Dark Knight, The Joker could not have passed for a cop and shot Gordon with his make-up on.

Face tats also, of course, drastically reduce job opportunities, because it's difficult to take people with facial tattoos seriously.1

an unwise investment

While I don't expect gangsters to ever pursue lawful employment, what if you want out someday?

—you die?

I've been suffering from gushing nosebleeds in my left nostril. The Internet recommends not blowing my nose, as doing so may rupture the alleged clot.

I'm also sick, and my cold has entered the runny nose stage.

So far, so good.

1. Unless they're armed gangsters, I suppose.


  1. Will 21 Aug 09 at 19:04

    thats the star of david not satan

  2. Will 21 Aug 09 at 19:05

    wrong religion retard

  3. 4our20nty 27 Aug 09 at 13:43

    Hahahaaha hohohohohoheheheeee what a fcukin' loser!! I'm so cool I'll carve a jewish symbol and pass it off as satanic. Seriously-why are fcukin' retards like this alive?!?!

  4. daniel 01 Dec 09 at 20:24

    that motherfucker is a goddamn freak 4 real.

  5. Cynical 15 Dec 09 at 04:34

    "Satanist Star" would be an upside down pentacle/pentagram.

    To cover up your mistake just scratch a line through it. Then maybe people would think you were funny and not retarded.

  6. Colin 23 Apr 10 at 16:47

    Man you look like a prick!

  7. amanduh 30 Sep 10 at 14:55


  8. Chucho 13 Oct 10 at 23:28

    YOU A JEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SUCKER…!!!

  9. Lorenzo 19 Oct 10 at 14:42

    @Chucho Dude your more of a freak then what he is…common still hating Jews? Anyways you remind me of Marine comrade in boot-camp that got his ass kicked by all of us (mostly by me,and no I'm not Jewish)because he was picking on a Jewish enlisted kid…dude your the sucker and you fail in life.

  10. Arson 17 Nov 10 at 00:18

    okay, too all of you out there, that kid has more balls than the lot of you combined, the forehead is a very painful place to tattoo, and it takes alot to go through with it, I have full tribal facial tattoos by the way, that resemble waves, which like me can both give and take life. All I have left to say is… Shut up you niggardly people… (Look it up if your not smart the word is etymologically unrelated to "nigger") Peace.

  11. rogers 16 Jan 11 at 23:35

    Wow! What a weird dude! His mother must be proud! He's just looking for attention. Thats sad.

  12. Anonymous 04 Jun 11 at 23:00

    Faggggggets hahaha stupid ducks

  13. Tyler 23 Oct 12 at 21:53

    Fucking crazy bitch.

  14. Myles 08 Jan 14 at 10:13

    Just so you know, That isn't the satanic star you cut into yourself. That's the Jewish star of David. Jewish believers in God use that star. The satanic star has 5 points with one pointing down. Just do a google search on "Star of David" and you will see the star you cut into yourself.


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