» If he steps within 50 feet of the villain, he'll set off a bomb implanted in his chest.

» He must defeat the villain without the use of his trigger fingers. The villain severed his index fingers and he wants them back.

» When he loses an erection, he loses his sight too.

» He must power his artificial heart manually with a Skip It that's affixed to his dominant leg.

» The villain infects him with a paralytic disease which, without the antidote, he can only suppress with breast milk.

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