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Date Archives April 2009
Dinosaurs Fucking Robots
Dinosaurs Fucking Robots
Anywhere I Lay My Head
The front page of the entertainment section of Sunday's World Journal: "Hugh Jackman: I am not gay" While re-reading an old issue of Entertainment Weekly, I learned that Steve Martin was originally slated to play the more sedate "husband" Albert in The Birdcage and Robin…
Diamonds and Gold
I was looking at a map of San Francisco and saw Coit Tower and thought, "Coit Tower is a lame tourist attraction." Then: "Towers are lame tourist attractions." "That's it? A view?" "You can eat too…" Idea: A tower topped with an aquarium. Maintenance would…
Jockey Full of Bourbon
Comedy Strip Idea: Something involving Kevin Garnett's bench histrionics Kevin Garnett watches his daughter compete in the National Spelling Bee. The opposite of Garnett: Am I doing it right? Next time, I want to see Turkoglu grab his crotch. I wonder if the Red…
Roll Inn Sandwich
Nooooo!
PETS WHO WANT TO KILL THEMSELVES
PETS WHO WANT TO KILL THEMSELVES
World's Largest Cheeto
continuing the theme of the previous post…
Appetite for Destruction
Previously on Adam Riff: Every Friday until May 8, another chapter of Aaron's film. If you missed any, catch up. The most bizarre thing I've ever consumed is probably pure mayonnaise with dry dog food chased with Mountain Dew for AP Comp class. That, or…