[phone rings]
[phone rings]
[phone rings]
"Hello?"
"Jonas! Where are you? We need you for the media guide shoot!"
"What time is it?"
"Are you still in bed? It's 2:00!"
"Guh… Alright, let me shower and I'll–"
"No! Get your ass over here now! The photographer is only available until 2:30!"
Eat a bag of dicks Jonas Hiller. You look downsy. Your mom probably does your laundry because you cant separate colors and turn all your whites pink.