Fall Out Boy and Weezer will open for Blink-182 this summer.

Even haters must admit that that is a formidable trio, on par with Blink-182's tour with Green Day and Jimmy Eat World.

I'd rank it above Weezer, Tenacious D and Jimmy Eat World, but below Rage Against The Machine, Wu-Tang Clan and Atari Teenage Riot.

Beastie Boys, Rage Against The Machine and At The Drive-In would undoubtedly top the list if Mike D hadn't fallen off his bike.

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