"Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. and Mrs. Brown!"
[cue: introduction of "Also Sprach Zarathustra"]
"Uhh… The song began playing at its climax."
"Don't want to keep people waiting…"
"Ooh! First dance."
[cue: "Everybody Hurts"]
"Hey, you can sway to it…"
"Why is their cake Pinhead from Hellraiser?"
"It's… A chocolate fountain will flow over it, creating a reverse cake fondue."
"We should douse her in chocolate and drop the bucket on his head when they pose for cake-cutting photos."
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