While preparing next week's playlist, I encountered this:
[monday, july 13, 2009]
2:30 AM COMEDY kenny vs. spenny: who can bone more women?
[returns from hiatus – new time slot]
Investigation reveals that other season five challenges include: Who can smoke more weed?, Who is the better Jew? and… Who can keep a dump in their pants the longest?
The accompanying humiliations are even more deranged:
Spenny ate a cracker with a friend's pubic hair shaved onto it.
Kenny played with his penis in front of his mother.
Spenny was put naked into [a] ring and The Iron Sheik attempted to sodomize him with a beer bottle.
2:30 ante meridiem. Yup, yup.
The Big Ten Network is now on Hulu. Of all the programs in the conference, cameras followed Illinois football and Minnesota basketball?
This is how closely I follow baseball: I thought Nomar still played for the Dodgers. "Wait, the A's are at Fenway?"
Stunt Casting Idea: Justin Kirk and Colin Cowherd as brothers.