I expect a "Beef Swellington" joke.
Song Title Idea: "Your Favourite Hardcore Band Works at Whole Foods"
For lunch today, I bought a salad that cost more than any sandwich on the menu.
It contained no meat.
"It's an entree salad."
"I've shopped for produce before…"
Even with meat, salads are built around greens and should not cost as much as (or more than) something built around meat.
A Santa Fe Chicken Salad Wrap at Togo's costs more than a Chicken Fajita Burrito at Chipotle. One is 80% greens; the other weighs two pounds.
Song Title Idea: "Prius in a McDonald's Drive-Thru"