This moon landing anniversary is interminable, and it's only the 40th. I dread July 2019.


The woman in front of me approached the open register with one item.

She stopped at Whole Foods to buy maxi pads?

Hole Fluids. Heh.

I squeegee windshields like I shave my face
Back and to the left (wait, that's JFK)
Too close for comfort like that Buffalo Sabe
Creating a puddle for Larisa Oley, nigga.

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