"The dogs were defenseless! Michael Vick was cruel to defenseless animals!"

Suppose Vick's dogs knew krav maga. Would public reaction be different?

Suppose Vick's dogs gang-raped his children; dissolved their limbs alive in sulfuric acid; and hung his mother by a noose off one side of a burning cross.

Would public reaction be different?

PETP?

"Puppies are not capable of such barbarity."

People assumed the same about the BTK Killer.

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