I'll be holding all the tickets, you'll be owning all the fines

I've just realized that I'm about as skinny as Calista Flockhart.

Also, according to the picture, what I lack in ass, I make up for in sass.

Related: Alanis Morissette as early 90's Canadian Pop singer.

Hitler skull fragment "undeniably female"
1959 Chevy Bel Air vs. 2009 Chevy Malibu" (Apparently the 'driver' of the 2009 car would have had a bruised knee, while the 'driver' of the 1959 car would have died on impact)

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