I've just realized that I'm about as skinny as Calista Flockhart.

Also, according to the picture, what I lack in ass, I make up for in sass.

Related: Alanis Morissette as early 90's Canadian Pop singer.

• Hitler skull fragment "undeniably female"
• 1959 Chevy Bel Air vs. 2009 Chevy Malibu" (Apparently the 'driver' of the 2009 car would have had a bruised knee, while the 'driver' of the 1959 car would have died on impact)