How Long People Live in America
Obama should watch his back.
All of the states that have legalized gay marriage are dark gray.
To celebrate a birthday is to celebrate aging, and aging is not something to celebrate after age 21.
"Make a wish!"
I wish my lower back pain would go away.
Some girls spend a whole week celebrating the onset of menopause.
For my birthday, I am giving up diet cola, wagering a decade-long habit (at every meal) on better health and stronger teeth in the future.
—and by "future," i mean "age 29"
—oh shaddup
We'll see how long I last. Giving up cola also means giving up caffeine, as I don't consume coffee, tea or energy drinks.
"Some girls spend a whole week celebrating the onset of menopause."
Can you still call them "girls" at that age? Also, you mean celebrating as in sitting on the sofa in there sweats with a tub of ice cream, then yes they do.
Some girls spend a whole week celebrating every birthday – post menopausal or not. They all went to my college.
I completely agree with celebrating birthdays equaling celebrating aging. Unfortunately, most other people find this upsetting and overly cynical, as if a birthday is supposed to be some kind of celebration of one's sheer existence and life to date – which in the case of 99% of humans, I don't think is cause for much fanfare either, frankly.