"You said what?"
"What was I supposed to say? 'While our company moves offices, I'm going to Canada to see a movie'? He already thinks I'm a slacker!"
five hours earlier:
"I'm going to kill my grandfather."
"Well, not me per se my family! We're pulling the plug. You know, euthanasia."
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