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10. Jackie Chan drunkenly shags a prostitute to dull his emotional pain
» Shinjuku Incident
9. Robin Williams catches his son erotically asphyxiating himself
» World's Greatest Dad
8. Seth Rogen "date rapes" Anna Faris
» Observe and Report
7. A vampire, a werewolf and a ghost watch a sex tape/snuff film featuring an invisible vampire
» Being Human
6. Nite Owl II and Silk Spectre II shag to Leonard Cohen's "Hallelujah," climax metaphorically
5. Real-life couple Stephen Moyer and Anna Paquin pretend? to have vampiric make-up sex
» True Blood
4. Hot chick turns out to be old chick
3. Jason Statham stays alive by shagging Amy Smart in public, on a horse racetrack, during a race, under a horse with an erection, while spectators cheer them on
» Crank 2: High Voltage
2. Nicolas Cage rapes a girl in front of her boyfriend while high on crack
» Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans
1. Psychotic, possessive she-devil arouses husband, whacks his erection with lumber, masturbates it to bloody ejaculation
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Note to self: must rent Crank 2.
Note to self: must never rent Antichrist.
WHAT. THE. FUCK.
has it been a year already?
Hold on a minute… that girl clearly signaled consent in the nicolas cage video.