"MacGyver is here."
"Oh. MacGyvertech. Lame…"
• Celebrities, musicians and actors make appearances at CES
Goddammit! I missed Lady Gaga today! TWICE!
And Obama Girl! (Obama Girl?!)
I am not missing Punky Brewster.
At Sony's booth, I watched a live 3D video feed of Kris Allen performing on a stage nearby. The audience looked like an MST3K silhouette.
"What does his badge say? Electrics is ta…?"
"But he's a haggard, old white man…"