Downtown Owl

JetBlue DirecTV carries VH1 Classic, but not ABC. I missed Modern Family (rerun – phew!) but caught Stephen A. Smith discussing racism with Sean Hannity.

"Hey, where is JFK Airport?"
"I can't see it on this kiosk map."
"Where are you?"
"I'm inside the airport, at the Welcome Center. I see LaGuardia…"

"Also: Where is Brooklyn? I picked up this map of Brooklyn, but it doesn't show where it is relative to the rest of the city. It's just a map of Brooklyn."
"Why don't you own a smart phone?"

"How much was the taxi ride?"
"$51. I gave the driver $60."
"You tipped too much."
"He deserved it for passing cars on a single-lane loop ramp."

Today: The North American premiere of The Sentimental Engine Slayer, Omar Rodríguez-López's (At the Drive-In, The Mars Volta) directorial debut.

I probably should've viewed the trailer before purchasing tickets.


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