The Garbage Burger:
3/4 lb grilled black angus hamburger, liverwurst, corned beef, sauteed onions, sauteed mushrooms, jalapenos, black olives, banana peppers, pineapple rings, wasabi, guacamole, pepperonis, chili, sour cream, marinara, barbecue sauce, peanut butter, tomato, red onion, five types of cheese, bacon, remoulade sauce, ice cream, hot fudge, and a maraschino cherry on top with an Irish flag in it.

—American History X-Tudo.

I like how lettuce and a tomato slice are included on the side.

Idea: sXechuan Garden, a hardcore Chinese restaurant.

I misread a restaurant sign as "We serve hamburgers made on our penises."

—We serve hamburgers made from scratchin our penises.

Few things in this world are less appetizing than German chocolate cake frosting.

Idea: A horror flick in which the adversary is mutated German chocolate cake frosting.

Convenience stores should offer discounts for recently-stocked beverages that aren't very cold, like day-old pastry discounts.

I tried a pepperoni Pizzacone whilst in New York City. The center wasn't fully cooked, but what was cooked was tasty. I like the "crust."

—When pizza's in a cone
—You can eat pizza all alone!

Chairlift's freakishly repurposed Justin Bieber video
San Francisco Financial District Street Musician's Checklist
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  1. Drew 04 May 10 at 23:31

    PIZZACONE! That looks awesome.


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