"Conscience off, dick on, and everything's gonna be alright."
Mr. Han
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Entertainment Weekly: Who would have thought The Karate Kid would be the summer box office savior?
Who thought it wouldn't be?
Jaden Smith + Jackie Chan + kung fu + Justin Bieber + negligible profanity + no sex = black people + children + Asians + boys + girls + families + middle America none of whom particularly care about cinematic merit or originality. It's a post-quadrant film.
Also: Jackie Chan bare-hands fire!
RE: Xiao Dre's white apartment complex mate
I wonder if his scenes were cut for time or if his character is just a non-starter. He oddly and unceremoniously becomes an intermittent extra.
Justin Bieber "Never Say Never (feat. Jaden Smith)" is eligible for a "best original song" Oscar. Would the Academy nominate (if not honour) him for television ratings?
I dug the use of Gorillaz "Dirty Harry" (Schtung Chinese New Year Remix)."
Methinks Chinese Johnny Lawrence has a future in a youth-starved martial arts film industry.
Whoa. Chinese John Kreese was the Iron Monkey!
RE: South Africans and vuvuzelas
You have to admire their tenacity.
If a soccer game is tied after 85 minutes, the field should begin shrinking a la Bomberman. We have the technology.
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