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Join 311 as they cruise from Miami to Turks and Caicos with a ship full of passionate 311 fans! [source]

Where does a cruise rank among gigs for faded musical artists?

I say: American Idol > a cruise > an Indian casino > a corporate event > a state or county fair.

What am I missing?

Theme Cruise Finder [-_-] also lists cruises with: Rick Springfield, New Kids on the Block, Barenaked Ladies, Indigo Girls, Sister Hazel, Backstreet Boys, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Vince Neil, Paul Oakenfold(?), and Kid Rock.

It's killing me that I'll never know the punchline of this guy's shirt.

Then Chevys are wiping?

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  1. Alex 20 Aug 10 at 20:25

    well I spent 3 minutes looking for that shirt punchline. no luck. gave up.

  2. SousChefGerard 22 Aug 10 at 03:01

    Pretty sure that the friend who failed to see the brilliance of Rick Springfield in concert in that commercial is Melissa Leo. Yes, that Melissa Leo.


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