Spiders

"I bet she's wild in bed."
"Who's wild?"
"Susie. That Next Food Network Star judge."
"Oh! Corporate Lisa Bonet!"

"More disturbing sex tape: Susie and Bob Tuschman or Susie and Bobby Flay?"
"Oof. Tough call."
"This should be an episode of Throwdown."
"Food Network after nighttime…"

"I don't think I've ever seen an Indian person in a pornographic film."
"This Ain't Aarti Party XXX."
"Haha."
"Cupcake Whores."
"The Great Dude Fuck Race."
"Down Low with the Neelys."
"Two Fat Ladies, One Cup."

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