—Slash won't license Guns N' Roses songs to Glee, but he'll perform with the Black Eyes Peas at the Super Bowl? —Did you see the line-up for Celebrity Beach Bowl V? —No. A beach bowl in 33°F weather? —Oh man… A-Rod is coaching? Against Eli…
Date Archives February 2011
Maybe this Chinese year will be better than the last
"Mom says not to wear white pants and a red shirt today." "Why would I ever wear white pants?" "I dunno. Maybe you get a job as a painter." "And with a red shirt?" "Yeah, and note how he changes into red overalls and a…
Completely and utterly heterosexual
—Twitter suggests users for you to follow based on which users users you follow follow. For example: If I follow Juan, and Juan follows Maria, then Twitter may suggest that I follow Maria. So you name Marias, and I try to name the Juans. —It's…
Gratuitous Film Clip Wednesday
Don't let anyone tell you what it is. #gfcw
Ivory Tower
Ivory Tower is the story of two brothers, played by Chilly Gonzales and Tiga, who compete for a Canadian chess championship and the affection of a performance artist, played by Peaches. "I was trying to write something like Blades of Glory" says Gonzales, who also…
Drukqs
—"HempCon is a medical marijuana show." —Riiight. Medical marijuana show. —In bold: "HempCon is not affilated with Kush Con." —Rival marijuana conventions? —Hold. "Kushcon II is the largest cannabis lifestyle convention in U.S. history." —Ah so… —Ooh. Bruno Mars Google alert. "Bruno Mars will reportedly…
The Hunt for the Worst Internet Slideshow of All Time
Today: Healthiest Restaurant Meals A sampling of its comic ineptness: • Defecation postures – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia • Defecation postures in space – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia