INT. WHOLE FOODS MARKET – DAY
Kale, lemon, and cilantro sandwiches?
The lemon third is slices of lemon.
[sniffing]
Can you smoke in an underground parking garage? Technically, we are not indoors.
I've been using coupons for $5 off a meal of $10 or more and just realized that tax is adjusted along with the bill amount.
So?
I tip by doubling the tax amount listed on a bill.
INT. STARBUCKS COFFEE – DAY
What is the balance on the card?
$3.50.
She gave me a $5 gift card for Christmas.
The boxer shorts fit, but the fly holes are misaligned. I have to arc to pee.
You sure you didn't buy children's boxer shorts?
If I did, then our army is doomed.
Why didn't you try them on before paying?
Well, I bought a sealed pack to save money buy three, get one free and even if they weren't sealed, I wouldn't feel comfortable trying on underwear. What if it doesn't fit? I wouldn't want to buy underwear that someone tried on, or underwear that's been washed.