Seeing Chicago in Source Code and on Shameless (USA) and The Chicago Code has made me strangely homesick.

Of course, I type that as it's 70° and sunny outside. Blue sky.

Source Code and Shameless (USA) created fake Chicago transit agencies – CCR (Chicago Commuter Rail) and ITC (Illinois Transit Commission), respectively. I'm trying to verify if The Chicago Code did too.

Because that information is vital.

Charlie Sheen is on tour with Simon Rex and Carmen Electra's fiancé, whose Twitter bio reads: "Music Director for Charlie Sheen… Guitarist for FILTER."

"When I grow up…"

—No, the drummer would be the running back.
—So the drummer is the running back, and the vocalist is the quarterback, and the guitarist is a wide receiver…
—Lead guitarist is a wide receiver. Rhythm guitarist is the tight end.
—Who is the bassist then?
—The kicker.