Previously on Adam Riff™:
Instead of criticizing Saturday Night Live, I thought I'd put myself in the writers' shoes and try to conceive a good sketch for each remaining episode this season.
Helen Mirren is hosting this week. I expect two scoops of outrageous elder humour – The Queen's Queefs? – and contrarily submit
pathetic elder humour.
Resurrect the "Grandma the Clown" sketches from The Dana Carvey Show, or adapt them as "Grandma the Court Jester."
A "Gilly" skit in which Helen Mirren plays Gilly's very Gillyish grandmother. They're on a class field trip to dig up a time capsule. As the things in the time capsule prove to be valuable collectibles/artifacts/whatever, Gilly and her grandmother begin the trademark assault on the classmates and their respective families.