"Wrestler Kevin Nash." "Richard Grieco." "Marta on Arrested Development." Nash plays Odin, Grieco plays Loki, and a former Roman soldier at Caesars Palace in Las Vegas plays Thor – an Uzi-wielding God of Thunder. • ALMIGHTY THOR TRAILER
Date Archives May 2011
Coming Home
Lot of streetwalkers in the Tenderloin for a Wednesday night. Why don't billionaires philanthropically donate money to public transportation authorities? Stipulate changes in management if necessary. Why is Live 105 playing dubstep remixes? Oh. "Wobble Wednesday." Listening to dubstep while driving is like patting your…
Gratuitous Film Clip Wednesday
Short and sweet. #gfcw • Hakim Warrick, discovering IMDB, in chronological order.
Growing Older, Getting Colder
"'Danger' is my middle name. I was born 'Ready' – Ready Danger Ornott – but go by 'Danger' because sex can be awkward." "Ready Ornott, here I come!"
Jaws Theme Swimming
After the singer reassured Armisen "It's cool" that Fred portrays him as a crazy-eyed sex dervish, Armisen found himself making small-talk with the artist in the corner of a private party. "It was really not fancy. Just a buffet and a D.J. He was sitting…
The Boy Who Blocked His Own Shot
—Has the Laughing Cow always worn earrings? —Her earrings feature images of her wearing earrings, which feature… Droste effect. —She looks like Taye Diggs. —The Mormon family who lives behind me put their house on the market. —The missionary hub? —Yeah. I'm tempted to attend…
The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
J: Hey, what's up? B: Want to come over? We're celebrating Cinco de Mayo. J: You're celebrating Cinco de Mayo? Last I checked, you're not white. Also, it's still April. B: You want free Mexican food or not? J: Oh. You didn't mention that it…
Free Association
"You're standing in the middle of the Paris Opera House of Pakistan." "That's swell, Osama, but your little brother is standing in the middle of Afghanistan!!!" related: Local man apparently live-tweeted Osama mansion raid