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Jose: WaPo killed the story
Jose: NYT magazine is running it now
Jose: i'm gonna forward you the proof

Jon: that headline is very…assertive
Jose: i don't like the jailbird quality of the profile photo
Jon: six pages
Jon: are you the cover story?
Jose: nope
Jose: Derek Jeter is

Jose: jon, the article goes online thursday
Jon: [redacted] will be completed by then
Jon: promise

Jon: how did you rope me into assisting with your legal defense?
Jon: i should be looking for paid work

Jose: can you believe this is really happening?
Jon: can you believe that i list you as my current employer on my résumé?
Jose: oh lord
Jon: you're one of my references too…

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