—Whoa. An Indian baseball player. —You mean, THE Indian baseball player. —He transferred from the U. —Jackie Arnold? No, Benedict Robinson. —If pro baseball doesn't pan out, he can fall back on his…Geography degree. —Heh. Florida doesn't offer Spelling.
Date Archives June 2011
Champagne, Cocktails, Drinks, Encores
Jon: Who holds a graduation ceremony at 8:30 a.m. on a Saturday? Mom: Your brother's uni, and you will wake your ass up for it. Mom: Where can I buy an air horn? Jon: 120 times 12 is…1440 names. Oof. Jon: At least I can…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
—I bet Doris Burke is wild in bed. 23. Drogo throws down (Game of Thrones, S01E08) Honourable mention: » RATED ARG FOR PIRATES (South Park, S15E07) » Landslide (South Park, S15E07) #clipoftheweek • Luigi is truly the most depressing videogame character ever • Adam Riff™…
They stabbed me with their feces?
Titled "Pitchfork," it's a dramatic thriller about the middle-aged mother of an indie rocker who, after her son is killed in a car accident, seeks vengeance on an online blogger who had peddled snark about her son on the music site Pitchfork. Things take a…
More Ideas
Instead of paying for music, consumers fund the recording of new music, a la Kickstarter. If a band does not receive sufficient funding, then fans do not receive studio recordings. Once songs are recorded, they are released digitally for free, rendering leaks and piracy irrelevant….
Gratuitous Film Clip Wednesday
BKO: Bangkok Knockout is a Thai action smorgasbord bookended by two nifty sequences. One is a fight underneath a moving semi truck. The other is a cage fight, intercut with a fight involving a tranny, which I share below. The video should automatically jump to…
You Vandal
1 "Mr. Caffeine" bombs as the emcee of Ubisoft's E3 press conference. 2 The principal focus of The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence) is the sexual arousal of the central character at both the idea and the spectacle of the total degradation, humiliation, mutilation, torture,…
X-Men: First Class
20th Century Fox's other summer offerings: Jim Carrey with a bunch of computer-generated penguins, and James Franco with a bunch of computer-generated apes. And this winter: Jason Lee with a bunch of computer-generated chipmunks. James Franco also wrote and directed a film in which he…
Secret House Against the World
Jon: Hey, I'm gonna be late. I want to see the end of this UCLA baseball game. Jose: What? Last year, hockey. This year, college baseball. I don't know you anymore. Jon: Heh. I'm thinking rugby for next year. Jon: Sorry. Jose: How was the…