44. Ninja Turtles (Workaholics, S02E07) Honourable mention: » Carl's unintentionally hilarious seizure (The Walking Dead, S02E03) » Sheamus and Beaker (WWE Raw, 10-31-11) » Stephen Colbert occupies Occupy Wall Street (The Colbert Report, 10-31-11) » Chester Chan (Fresh Meat, S01E07) » Vivian's dog explodes in…
Date Archives November 2011
Donkey Shows, Mötley Crüe, and Cake
Erm… INT. ADAM RIFF™ WRITERS' ROOM – MORNING —"The Top 100 Musical Instruments of 2011" – a parody of lists presented with no hint of parody. —I dunno… Writing blurbs for 100 instruments? What do we have to say about a bassoon? And then ranking…
I'm a fully grown man with roommates
—UCLA drew top-ranked Middlebury at next week's Quidditch World Cup in New York City. —Quidditch World Cup 5? Millennials… [shakes head] —I mean, the brooms… Why not just play rugby or flag football? —Live and let LARP. NCAA Division I Men's Water Polo Rankings: 1….
A real good time
• Shape Type, the letter shaping game
Our blacks are so much better than their blacks
This Onion article is a video? Forget it. Why couldn't this ESPN blogger type his answers to mailbag questions? Some things don't need to be – and are annoying as – videos. Some videos don't need to be at all. I can't read a sports…
It smells like fur and jizz in here
Let's say you were to win the lottery and never have to worry about money or working again. Only under the condition that you can never leave the state of Montana. Would you take it? [source] Josh: Yeah. Montana is beautiful. If you had said…
Legends and Leaders
Oy vey. None of the above. Write-in candidate: WWE Live. There was great concern from some backstage that nothing from Raw was trending on Twitter [Monday] night. [source]
Happy All Saints' Day!
Jon: Oh, you work at Apple? Well, I died for your de-sins. [pause] Jon: Designs, de-sins…? Never mind. This Halloween felt like it lasted a week. It was like a girl's birthday. I am so ready for Thanksgiving sandwiches. • Ranking Every Simpsons Treehouse of…