"Will Smith travels back to 1969?" Men in Black 3 is a quasi-illogi-quel. The writers of Men in Black 3 also wrote Speed 2, Rush Hour 3, and Indiana Jones 4. Speed 3: Pop quiz, hotshot. There's a bomb in Martin Luther King Jr.'s rib…
Date Archives May 2012
I'm mourning something that I miss, and that's better than being hopeless
Hosea: Why did you print so many Google maps? Jon: After I drop you off, I'm treating myself to a local diabetes tour – three ice cream shops and two bakeries. I drove my friend to a speaking engagement at UC Santa Cruz because he…
Coming Attractions
iLL Manors is the feature film debut of rapper/soul singer/actor/director Ben "Plan B" Drew. It interweaves six stories set in East London, each represented by a different song. The soundtrack is Plan B's de facto third album. "It put me off my food and I…
I'll go crawling back to the city I love 'cause it's already taken everything
New Game: Mugshot or official Los Angeles Kings media photo? With Deltron 3030 performing at Rock the Bells, if Refused play FYF Fest as rumoured, I could see Deltron 3030, Desaparecidos, and Refused in the same week. Sunset and La Cienega
Jane Fader is my heroine
"Intelligence is neutral. Application is everything." [134] I just finished reading Emperor Mollusk versus the Sinister Brain by A. Lee Martinez. It is, as its title suggests, a novel about an imperial mollusk pursuing an evil disembodied brain. It reminded me of Futurama. "I've never…
My only hope is letting go
Halloween Costume Idea: Sexy Lena Dunham. iPad owners who could use a job at Domino's are what's wrong with America. Kotaku's Fake Gamer(s) of the Week series is delightful. Idea: A ginger dyes his or her hair black and then lets it grow out. No,…
Never cast as the romantic lead, somehow on our feet
1 Rostislav: What are you doing for Mother's Day? Jon: Nothing. Rostislav: Nothing? Jon: I need to be able to emotionally detach myself from my mother. While cleaning my pantry, I found an old photo of my parents on a cruise and realized that I…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
19. Interrogating the temporarily resurrected (Fringe, S04E22) Honourable Mention Coach Ron Swanson? (The Voice, 05-08-12) 100th Digital Short (Saturday Night Live, S37E21) Stray Observations "Do you think that Chris Rock's real name is Christian Rock?" (Between Two Ferns: A Fairytale of New York, 05-06-12) "Don't…
Coming Attractions
Every Memorial Day weekend, nearly a thousand Mormon singles flock to Duck Beach, North Carolina to party (without alcohol) and hook up (without sex). This weekend has been referred to as "Mormon Jersey Shore." Duck Beach to Eternity follows four Mormon singles in their 20s…