I had a dream that I was a vandal

Previously on Adam Riff™:




Never change, Japan.

How are cage-free eggs better? Just because a hen isn't caged doesn't mean that it isn't being fed the same shit as a caged hen, or managed similarly. And an uncaged hen still exists to serve humans – it's still our slave. Buying cage-free eggs is like paying a hooker instead of raping one.

"Oh you only buy cage-free eggs? Well, I'm not racist because I have a black friend."

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