Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

50. Race to Witch Mountain (American Horror Story, S03E09)

Some context: The severed head belongs to an immortal racist to whom the negro spiritual is diegetic, the gunman is a witch hunter, and Precious is a human voodoo doll.

Honourable Mention

Stray Observations

  • "Kids are horrible. Why do we keep making them?" (Bob's Burgers, S04E07)
  • "Hey Bob, I made this guy say 'yes' with my body!" (Bob's Burgers, S04E07)
  • "Celebrating yuletide with a titular display of lumber." (Sleepy Hollow, S01E10)
  • "What hellish form of torment is this?"
    "Fun house mirrors."
    "When did irony become a national pastime?" (Sleepy Hollow, S01E10)
  • "You embroidered my name on some oversized hosiery." (Sleepy Hollow, S01E10)
  • "Where are my testicles, Summer?" (Rick and Morty, S01E02)
  • Jax runs over a dove – subtle! (Sons of Anarchy, S06E13)
  • "Problems in Taco Nation?" (Sons of Anarchy, S06E13)
  • RT: "How racist was it that the Mayans paid the 9ers in rice and beans to symbolize them putting food on their table?" (Sons of Anarchy, S06E13)

The second barbecue fork attack in an FX drama this year (Sons of Anarchy, S06E13)

  • "Trees are like women – the best ones make you work a little bit harder."
    "She's just not that into you." (Modern Family, S05E10)
  • "I'll see you in Vancouver, eh? No, Luke, do the accent again." (Modern Family, S05E10)
  • "Bitch, how you not the hobbit again?" (South Park, S17E10)
  • "What the head said!" (American Horror Story, S03E09)
  • "Witch hunters is white women's worry." (American Horror Story, S03E09)

(The Eric Andre Show, S02E10)

  • "We got Black Friday now? Barf. Wasn't February enough?" (Saturday Night Live, S39E09)
  • "All I want for Christmas is my two neighbours not to be Chinese anymore." (Saturday Night Live, S39E09)
  • "My heart and my genitals say 'no,' but my hypoglycemia says 'yes.'" (Saturday Night Live, S39E09)


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