Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

12. Infinite television from infinite universes (Rick and Morty, S01E08)

Honourable Mention

  • Evolution of the eye (Cosmos, S01E02)
  • Raylan vs. Danny Crowe (Justified, S05E10)
  • Morninghead pitch (Shark Tank, S05E21)
  • Lobotomy (Hannibal, S02E04)

Stray Observations

  • "Does it really mean that much to you?"
    "Yes! Look at my face!"
    "Ahhh! One luftballoon!" (Bob's Burgers, S04E13)
  • "It's like the end of The Shining in here." (Bob's Burgers, S04E13)
  • "The hand wants what the hand wants." (Bob's Burgers, S04E13)
  • "Don't stop. I can still cum if you're crying." (Shameless, S04E09)
  • "Tell your boss you're going home sick tonight."
    "Yeah, whatever. Tell him you got AIDS." (Shameless, S04E09)
  • "BJ break isn't for another 45 minutes." (Shameless, S04E09)
  • How can Fiona afford an iPhone? (Shameless, S04E09)
  • "I got a girlfriend."
    "Maybe I should do yours like you did mine."
    "Okay, but only in the ass, alright? She saving herself." (Shameless, S04E09)
  • Chocolate pudding, spray cheese, peach Schnapps, pig feet, pecans, __________ (The Walking Dead, S04E14)
  • CM Punk Phil Brooks crying (Talking Dead, 03-16-14)
  • "I hate watching television because all the old women are shells, and it just hurts to be a shell." (Girls, S03E11)
  • The best the creator of NewsRadio can do is write for this show? (Girls, S03E11)
  • Nanaimo bar perogies (MasterChef Canada, S01E09)

What the fuck kind of Chinese food is that? (Top Chef Canada, S04E02)

(WWE Raw, 03-17-14)

  • "Come on, Cyril. Pick one. Either have a stroke or spit it out." (Archer, S05E08)
  • "There's always a reason to make out." (Bates Motel, S02E03)
  • "Moynihan and piece of toast hate each other." (Rick and Morty, S01E08)
  • "Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. Everybody's gonna die. Come watch TV." (Rick and Morty, S01E08)
  • Wilmer Valderrama: Mexican Vampire (From Dusk Till Dawn, S01E02)
  • "Souls are like popsicles. Some are sweet, some are bitter, some are strong, some are weak. What flavour are you, Kyle?"
    "Cherry lime." (From Dusk Till Dawn, S01E02)
  • Wilmer Valderrama: Shapeshifting Mexican Vampire (From Dusk Till Dawn, S01E02)
  • "The toilet paper is triple-ply."
    "Turns anyone's bottom into a VIP." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S01E21)
  • "Terry believes in having a clear topic sentence." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S01E21)
  • "AID tickles." (Workaholics, S04E09)
  • "Let's eat later tomorrow."
    "We ate dinner early tonight. You don't want to say grace as much when you're hungry."
    "Would you stop being so reasonable?" (The Americans, S02E04)
  • "You know where he was for most of my birthdays? A little place that rhymes with 'not there.'"
    "Times Square?" (Community, S05E10)

(Community, S05E10)

  • "I am ranking topics of conversation for our next phone call. What do you think should be higher priority: Infinity scarves, or whether or not it's worth it for me to get Showtime?" (Parks and Recreation, S06E17)
  • "There is no quiet anymore. There is only Doc McStuffins." (Parks and Recreation, S06E17)
  • "A bass is a gateway instrument." (Portlandia, S04E04)
  • "Creamed horse meat. It's horse meat in horse yogurt." (Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule, S03E04)
  • Human apiary (Hannibal, S02E04)
  • Eyeless and alive (Hannibal, S02E04)
  • Beverly is dead. She was supposed to die in the first season (Hannibal, S02E04)


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