15. Paul Heyman addresses the end of The Undertaker's streak (WWE Raw, 04-07-14)

"The best promo in the history of Raw."

"The greatest promo of all time."

Honourable Mention

• The Ultimate Warrior speaks on the eve of his death (WWE Raw, 04-07-14)
• The 2nd Annual "Can't Do It Without Your Help" Kickstarter Film Awards (Portlandia, S04E07)
• Holy Shit This Guy Is Bad at Wheel of Fortune! (Wheel of Fortune, 04-11-14)

Stray Observations

• "It was just two small coincidences."
  "That's what I call my testicles." (Bob's Burgers, S04E16)
• Linda's psychic noise (Bob's Burgers, S04E16)
• "Are they confused why Jerry Lewis is calling?" (Bob's Burgers, S04E16)
• "Everybody sounds like Sandy Duncan to you, mom. Sandy Duncan this, Sandy Duncan that…" (Bob's Burgers, S04E16)
• "No straight woman wears Adidas." (Shameless, S04E12)
• "Why didn't you tell me you had a grandfather?"
  "He doesn't have wifi." (Shameless, S04E12)
• Jimmy/Steve/Jack! (Shameless, S04E12)
• Shameless Season Grade: A-

(Game of Thrones, S04E01)

• "Every party in Silicon Valley ends up like a Hasidic wedding." (Silicon Valley, S01E01)
• "This is Silicon Valley, not….Paris, Texas." (Silicon Valley, S01E01)
• "It's weird. They always travel in groups of five. These programmers, there's always a tall skinny white guy, a short skinny Asian guy, fat guy with a ponytail, some guy with crazy facial hair, and then an East Indian guy. It's like they trade guys until they all have the right group." (Silicon Valley, S01E01)
• "Thank you, Dan. FUCK YOU, DAN!" (Veep, S03E01)
• "That bag of wrist slits got the nomination?" (Veep, S03E01)
• "All my orgasms have come at once." (Veep, S03E01)
• "Bray's gonna kill you" chant (WWE Raw, 04-07-14)
• The crowd chanting for "3MB" at Kane, Batista, and Orton (WWE Raw, 04-07-14)
• Amir Johnson is the guest judge? (Top Chef Canada, S04E05)
• "Calm down, Colonel Panic." (Archer, S05E11)
• "Mike Ducockless!" (Archer, S05E11)
• "Yeah, I'd like to order one large person with extra people, please."
  "White people. Nononono! Black people. And Hispanic on half." (Rick and Morty, S01E10)
• "Did you ever consider that, Tokyo Drift?" (From Dusk Till Dawn, S01E05)
• "This may as well be a slow night in the champagne room for how comfortably erect I'm gonna be watching your bitch ass squirm about." (Justified, S05E13)
• Not Jimmy! (Justified, S05E13)
• "So what are you gonna do now, Boyd?"
  "Well, John F. Kennedy said, 'Effort and courage don't mean anything without purpose and direction.' I don't have either, so I'll probably be laying low for a little while." (Justified, S05E13)
• Justified Season Grade: C+
• "Squeeze your anus." (The Americans, S02E07)
• "Is it him?"
  "Am I who?"
  "What is a bundle of sticks? What do you consider a bundle of sticks?" (Workaholics, S04E12)
• "PopoZãos everywhere." (Workaholics, S04E12)
• "Press stop on Dave Matthews." (Community, S05E12)
• "I don't drink alcohol from that portion of the colour spectrum." (Parks and Recreation, S06E19)
• One week after appearing on Portlandia, Jeff Tweedy appears on Parks and Recreation (Parks and Recreation, S06E19)
• "LaMarcus Woman." (Portlandia, S04E07)
• YTMND'd: "I'M GONNA KILL YOU WITH MY DICK!!!" (Review, S01E06)
• "He's jealous of MY balls." (Kitchen Nightmares, S06E01)
• "Bing bong rollie jays." (Saturday Night Live, S39E18)

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