Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

15. Paul Heyman addresses the end of The Undertaker's streak (WWE Raw, 04-07-14)

"The best promo in the history of Raw."

"The greatest promo of all time."

Honourable Mention

Stray Observations

  • "It was just two small coincidences."
    "That's what I call my testicles." (Bob's Burgers, S04E16)
  • Linda's psychic noise (Bob's Burgers, S04E16)
  • "Are they confused why Jerry Lewis is calling?" (Bob's Burgers, S04E16)
  • "Everybody sounds like Sandy Duncan to you, mom. Sandy Duncan this, Sandy Duncan that…" (Bob's Burgers, S04E16)
  • "No straight woman wears Adidas." (Shameless, S04E12)
  • "Why didn't you tell me you had a grandfather?"
    "He doesn't have wifi." (Shameless, S04E12)
  • Jimmy/Steve/Jack! (Shameless, S04E12)
  • Shameless Season Grade: A-

(Game of Thrones, S04E01)

  • "Every party in Silicon Valley ends up like a Hasidic wedding." (Silicon Valley, S01E01)
  • "This is Silicon Valley, not….Paris, Texas." (Silicon Valley, S01E01)
  • "It's weird. They always travel in groups of five. These programmers, there's always a tall skinny white guy, a short skinny Asian guy, fat guy with a ponytail, some guy with crazy facial hair, and then an East Indian guy. It's like they trade guys until they all have the right group." (Silicon Valley, S01E01)
  • "Thank you, Dan. FUCK YOU, DAN!" (Veep, S03E01)
  • "That bag of wrist slits got the nomination?" (Veep, S03E01)
  • "All my orgasms have come at once." (Veep, S03E01)
  • "Bray's gonna kill you" chant (WWE Raw, 04-07-14)
  • The crowd chanting for "3MB" at Kane, Batista, and Orton (WWE Raw, 04-07-14)
  • Amir Johnson is the guest judge? (Top Chef Canada, S04E05)
  • "Calm down, Colonel Panic." (Archer, S05E11)
  • "Mike Ducockless!" (Archer, S05E11)
  • "Yeah, I'd like to order one large person with extra people, please."
    "White people. Nononono! Black people. And Hispanic on half." (Rick and Morty, S01E10)
  • "Did you ever consider that, Tokyo Drift?" (From Dusk Till Dawn, S01E05)
  • "This may as well be a slow night in the champagne room for how comfortably erect I'm gonna be watching your bitch ass squirm about." (Justified, S05E13)
  • Not Jimmy! (Justified, S05E13)
  • "So what are you gonna do now, Boyd?"
    "Well, John F. Kennedy said, 'Effort and courage don't mean anything without purpose and direction.' I don't have either, so I'll probably be laying low for a little while." (Justified, S05E13)
  • Justified Season Grade: C+
  • "Squeeze your anus." (The Americans, S02E07)
  • "Is it him?"
    "Am I who?"
    "What is a bundle of sticks? What do you consider a bundle of sticks?" (Workaholics, S04E12)
  • "PopoZãos everywhere." (Workaholics, S04E12)
  • "Press stop on Dave Matthews." (Community, S05E12)
  • "I don't drink alcohol from that portion of the colour spectrum." (Parks and Recreation, S06E19)
  • One week after appearing on Portlandia, Jeff Tweedy appears on Parks and Recreation (Parks and Recreation, S06E19)
  • "LaMarcus Woman." (Portlandia, S04E07)
  • YTMND'd: "I'M GONNA KILL YOU WITH MY DICK!!!" (Review, S01E06)
  • "He's jealous of MY balls." (Kitchen Nightmares, S06E01)
  • "Bing bong rollie jays." (Saturday Night Live, S39E18)


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