"There is a place where the sky is always blue, and the kids always eat their vegetables, because the salad there is always served with the original Hidden Valley Ranch."
1. The sky always being blue in this place has nothing to do with salad always being served with Hidden Valley Ranch. "There is a place where the kids always eat their vegetables, because the salad there is always served with the original Hidden Valley Ranch. Also: The weather's nice."
2. As Hidden Valley Ranch is not made in this place where the sky is always blue, why the environmental context? Why not just say, "Kids will eat vegetables served with Hidden Valley Ranch"?
This popped into my head today:
Pauley Pavilion flooding =
One of my ideas for a wrestling match gimmick is submerging the mat in a foot of water, retarding movement and adding splashing. Imagine: A superplex into a ring of water.
Bearshare and Kazaa were extra sketch for viruses due to the multiple file formats accepted, not that you couldn't trick the other programs. Soulseek still works well to this day and I've used it a couple of times in the last couple years to grab an individual song or two when I didn't want to BitTorrent somewhere, but I imagine you're wide open on there in terms of security.