This Is Scotland


Jon: Hey, what's the passcode for the men's washroom?
Cashier: 1-2-3-4-5.
Jon: 1-2-3-4-5? That's amazing. I've got the same combination on my luggage!
Jon: Spaceballs? No…?

Tumblelog Idea: Chipotle Stories. I have a few. Surely others do too.

I saw a dude at Chipotle order a burrito to go, throw some napkins and a whole bottle of hot sauce in his bag, and walk out.

Next in line for [Taco Bell's] Freeze line of drinks is the Strawberry Starburst Freeze. [source]

How will it compare to Jamba Juice's "secret" Pink Star[burst] smoothie?


The dude sitting beside me at the bar orders a grilled chicken sandwich and chicken pot stickers.

His sandwich arrives, followed shortly by his pot stickers.

"Oof. It's all arriving at once!" he remarks to the server. "Can you bring the pot stickers back in, like, 10 minutes?"

10 minutes later, the server returns with his pot stickers, not re-heated or anything.

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