John Darnielle of The Mountain Goats fame wrote a novel, Wolf in White Van.
When you search for it on Google Play, the second result is what appears to be a romance novel titled Vegetarian Mate.
Description
[Erotic Paranormal Menage a Quatre Romance, M/F/M/M, werewolves, HEA]
Rochelle Murphy is looking for adventure and takes to the road. In desperate need of a bathroom, she stops at a large estate and asks to use the facilities. After an unconventional and humorous meeting, Jarrod, Malcolm, and Braxton Friess know that the feisty, klutzy Rochelle is their mate—and a vegetarian.
"This klutzy vegetarian is The One."
Time and again Rochelle injures herself, and whilst she is recuperating, the three Friess brothers try to woo her into their hearts as well as their beds. Finally Rochelle accepts the three brothers, but they have unintentionally left out a significant fact, which sends Rochelle looking for some time out.
Note: There is no sexual relationship or touching for titillation between or among siblings.
No incest. Just good clean wholesome fraternal lycanthropic polyamory.
I'm at a Wetzel's Pretzels, and a sign on its cash register notes that this Wetzel's Pretzels no longer accepts $50 and $100 bills because "too many counterfeits."
Who are these people buying pretzels with counterfeit $50 and $100 bills? And are they just paying with $50 and $100 bills, or are they buying, like, $85 worth of pretzels?