Previously on Adam Riff™ (2005):
My mother asked a professional fortune teller to assess my future.
You're best-suited to live in the northwest. Seattle, Oregon, Vancouver. A move to Seattle or anywhere in the northwest would be most beneficial to your future.
Soooo…
I know fortune telling is bullshit, but…
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[off the 'riffstagram]
Portland has more 24-hour Subway restaurants than any other city I have visited.
I trekked out to a bakery in northeast Portland, and it had closed early so that the staff could go apple picking, because of course.
Ryan: hey, does your hotel have a business center with a printer?
Jon: uhhh
Jon: no
Jon: but it does have complimentary bicycles
If only a Valencia Street ran through Brooklyn in Portland.