Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

12. Virtual Insanity (Community, S06E02)

Honourable Mention

  • Modem Noises (Bob's Burgers, S05E15)
  • The Second Interview (The Jinx, S01E06)
  • Rusev's Attorney (WWE Raw, 03-16-15)
  • Norma rages against a highway sign (Bates Motel, S03E02)
  • Catfight (Empire, S01E12)
  • Necklacing (The Americans, S03E08)

Stray Observations

  • The Jinx Season Grade: A-
  • "Wait. I have a theory. I think limousine and magazine come from the same word." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S02E19)
  • "You called us useless. You called us incompetent. You called us zeroes in the sack."
    "Never happened."
    "Well, someone said it to me last night. Must have been my wife." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S02E19)
  • "Mother dick." (The Walking Dead, S05E14)
  • Will every black male character die this season? (The Walking Dead, S05E14)
  • Ric Flair, Peter Rosenberg, and Ariel Helwani as talking heads? (30 for 30: I Hate Christian Laettner)
  • "It was just a little love tap on his chest." (30 for 30: I Hate Christian Laettner)
  • "Time for you girls to move on now. You've had your five minutes with Christian Laettner." (30 for 30: I Hate Christian Laettner)
  • "Rape walker." (Shameless, S05E09)
  • "Do you know how to jerk a guard off?" (Shameless, S05E09)
  • "When did your heart get as black as your skin?" (Shameless, S05E09)
  • "Every day is an opportunity you don't get back, so don't blow it working." (Shameless, S05E09)
  • "I don't want to fraternize; I want to fuck you." (Shameless, S05E09)
  • "So who is Melissa Shart?" (The Last Man on Earth, S01E04)
  • "You, Melissa, are a catch. Like a Moby Dick-sized catch."
    "Moby Dick? Try Moby Double Dick." (The Last Man on Earth, S01E04)
  • $19,600 bid on the first sabotage in the first round (Cutthroat Kitchen, S07E05)
  • "A deal. I hate that terminology. A deal is what they got O.J." (Better Call Saul, S01E07)
  • "Unhinged women seem drawn to you." (Bates Motel, S03E02)
  • Norma and Romero's awkward hug (Bates Motel, S03E02)

(WWE Raw, 03-16-15)

  • Restaurant Startup Season Grade: B+
  • "Vaporizers? Skittles?" (Community, S06E01)
  • "Welcome to Ladder!" (Community, S06E01)
  • YTMND: Portuguese Gremlins (Community, S06E02)
  • "My friends, they all think my parents are adorable, and they think I'm the bad guy for hating them. But I have a right to hate them, 'cause I had to be there when they sucked."
    "Yeah. Jimmy Fallon Syndrome. I get it." (Community, S06E02)
  • "You use your inside voice when you talk to Becky." (Empire, S01E11)
  • "I ain't got nothing to do with that." (Empire, S01E11)
  • "At least you walk like a man." (Empire, S01E11)
  • "Whoop the trick" – heh (Empire, S01E11)
  • "I'll send a prayer down to you in a flame-proof jar." (Empire, S01E11)

(Empire, S01E11)

  • RT: Jamal gon have a dildo in it (Empire, S01E12)
  • RT: A LITERAL SCEPTER (Empire, S01E12)
  • RT: Show me the scene where Lucious searched for "small gift pillow" on Amazon. (Empire, S01E12)
  • "What type of black girl named Becky?"
    "Oh, my mom's white." — Black-ish already did it (Empire, S01E12)
  • Charles Hamilton! (Empire, S01E12)
  • BLACK RAMBO (Empire, S01E12)
  • Singing at a rap battle (Empire, S01E12)
  • "Chile, I don't want no chicken." (Empire, S01E12)
  • RT: she came to sing gospel. she's on stage with juicy j. (Empire, S01E12)
  • Empire Season Grade: B
  • "Cults are great for attracting new age tail." (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S10E10)
  • "Make 'em eat a shit sandwich."
    "What is it with you and the shit sandwich?" (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S10E10)
  • ♫: "Time Hole" and "Alethia," off the soundtrack to Paul Thomas Anderson's The Master (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S10E10)
  • It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season Grade: C+
  • "Do you think other people here resent you…for being 'new'?" (The Americans, S03E08)
  • Gaad rages against the mail robot (The Americans, S03E08)
  • Man Seeking Woman Season Grade: C+
  • "Goat, swear to Christ, I'll have your hide as boots and the rest of you as a curry." (Archer, S06E11)
  • "Also, I have two Michelin tires." (Archer, S06E11)
  • "Do you realize whose ass you're talking about? This is Mr. Paul Sorvino."
    "Please. The last hit Paul Sorvino had was off his insulin pump." (The Jack and Triumph Show, S01E05)
  • "How you doing, buddy?"
    "Not good, man. I work in a fart room." (Childrens Hospital, S06E01)


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