Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

13. She picked a bad time (The Americans, S03E09)

Honourable Mention

Stray Observations

  • ♫: Nine Inch Nails – "Somewhat Damaged" (The Walking Dead, S05E15)
  • Running to The Fragile? (The Walking Dead, S05E15)
  • ♫: Elijah and the Moon – "Map and Compass" (Shameless, S05E10)
  • "I have to scrub my junk at the Citgo." (Shameless, S05E10)
  • "Cockblocking Laura Bush." (Shameless, S05E10)
  • "'Ignite the spank'?" (The Last Man on Earth, S01E05)
  • "Hey. I'm Todd." [mariachi music] (The Last Man on Earth, S01E05)
  • "That orgasm was generously provided by Phil Miller." (The Last Man on Earth, S01E06)
  • "Some freakin' fat dude named Todd." (The Last Man on Earth, S01E06)
  • "Big Shankhead here." (The Last Man on Earth, S01E06)
  • "What's your favourite part of Shawshank, Phil?"
    "Uhhh… You know, so many parts, so many parts to choose from and to pick from. Uhh, probably, you know, the part where the Shawshank is redeemed." (The Last Man on Earth, S01E06)
  • "It's hard to trust fats." (The Last Man on Earth, S01E06)
  • ♫: Graham Nash – "Simple Man" (Looking, S02E10)
  • Looking Season Grade: B-

Like father, like daughter (WWE Raw, 03-23-15)

  • Going home with a tug of war? (WWE Raw, 03-23-15)
  • The recurring "James McGill" phone answer gag (Better Call Saul, S01E08)
  • Recycle bin reveal (Better Call Saul, S01E08)
  • ♫: Handsome Boy Modeling School – "The Truth" (Better Call Saul, S01E08)
  • "Those guys, they're nothing. They're the Pistons, and you're the Bulls." (Better Call Saul, S01E08)
  • "Hope is pouting in advance. Hope is faith's richer, bitchier sister. Hope is the deformed, attic-bound, incest monster offspring of entitlement and fear." (Community, S06E03)

"Some things are silly and evil, like candy cigarettes. And remember when Flavor Flav had that reality show?"
"I don't own a TV."

(Community, S06E03)

  • ♫: Pharcyde – "Passin' Me By" (Fresh Off the Boat, S01E09)
  • "Maybe she was out of my league, but look at Janet Jackson and Jermaine Dupri. If that ashy little nugget could get it, so could I." (Fresh Off the Boat, S01E09)
  • "R.I.P. B. Lee." (Fresh Off the Boat, S01E09)
  • "I like quitters even less than losers. It goes like this: Quitters, losers, cats, Kleenex, Martin Sheen, redheads, croissants, buttons…" (Fresh Off the Boat, S01E09)

(Face Off, S08E11)

  • "Mr. and Mrs. Ofay." (Justified, S06E10)
  • Ava! (Justified, S06E10)
  • "But you called me 'Banjovi.'" (Modern Family, S06E18)
  • "It's a shock, like when we first got high-def TV and I realized Ed Bradley had an earring." (Modern Family, S06E18)
  • "If you're gonna keep playing basketball, I think you really need to play a less intense game, maybe with more Colins and Ethans and less Maliks and Jamals." (Black-ish, S01E17)
  • "In cool, black 40 is the white 25." (Black-ish, S01E17)
  • "In health, black 40 is the white 75." (Black-ish, S01E17)
  • "Yo, [Jermaine Dupri], what's up, man? It's Dre."
    "Yo, Dre, what's up? I sold, like, 250 million records."
    "I need a favour, brother."
    "Man, anything for you. I discovered Bow Wow." (Black-ish, S01E17)
  • JD: "Happy birthday, Dre. You know I danced with Whodini, right? And I'm vegan. Like, no meat. Completely off the dairy." (Black-ish, S01E17)
  • "You are a great man, Mr. Dick Blownoff." (Workaholics, S05E11)
  • "We do improv comedy. It's kinda like Whose Line. A lot of 'yes, and…'"
    "Yes, and…what the hell's Whose Line?"
    "Oh. It's like Wild 'n Out."
    "Okay, well, here's a tip: lead with that. You know, just drop 'Affion Crockett' and people will be with you. Have we seen you in anything?"
    "I've been in some commercials."
    "Ohhh, he's the Captain Obvious guy."
    "That's not me."
    "I know who he is. Dude, you're one of the two Sonic guys! We watch you all the time!"
    "I'm not, that's not me."
    "I thought you were in commercials, man. What the heck? Do you even know Flo?" (Workaholics, S05E11)
  • "I'm a serious actor. I trained under THE Jim Rash." (Workaholics, S05E11)
  • "Okay, FUCK Jim Rash." (Workaholics, S05E11)
  • "TV's Michael Gray." (Archer, S06E12)
  • Morton! (Fortitude, S01E10)
  • "Man, this some bullshit."
    "Don't even sweat it, mate. We'll get these fools on Frasier trivia night. The whole world know I fuck with Niles!" (Lucas Bros. Moving Co., S02E10)
  • "He [Jaleel White] orders Thai food delivery every single night."
    "But why Thai food?"
    "Because Thai food ain't got no cheese." (Lucas Bros. Moving Co., S02E10)
  • "Jaleel White's mind is so beautiful." (Lucas Bros. Moving Co., S02E10)
  • Fat Joey Fatone doing his "Bye Bye Bye" back-up vocals and dance moves (The Jack and Triumph Show, S01E06)
  • "How much resentment do you have towards Moe Howard for constantly poking you in the eyes?" (The Jack and Triumph Show, S01E06)
  • The Dell dude (The Jack and Triumph Show, S01E06)
  • Erinn Hayes' Aaron Neville (Childrens Hospital, S06E02)
  • "Let me tell you something about this guy: He has herpes!" (Saturday Night Live, S40E16)
  • "Cartwheel up to me!" (Saturday Night Live, S40E16)


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