Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

15. The Interview (Last Week Tonight with John Oliver, 04-05-15)

Honourable Mention

  • Eddie Murphys (New Girl, S04E20)
  • Hallway Fight (Daredevil, S01E02)

Stray Observations

  • "You'd be surprised how many co-eds want it up the butt. Think it preserves their virginity. They call it the 'poophole loophole.'" (Shameless, S05E12)
  • "You make me happy. I'm happy when I'm around you."
    "Happy is overrated. Grow up, Fiona." (Shameless, S05E12)
  • Shameless Season Grade: C
  • "Come back with my shoes, you Latin trickster!" (China, IL, S03E01)
  • "You're gonna have strawberries on your ass." (China, IL, S03E01)
  • "That Turkish guy is an analmal." (China, IL, S03E01)
  • "Life is shit. It's that way for everyone. There's only one thing that makes it better: Boar jerky." (Bates Motel, S03E05)
  • "Chicago Sunroof" (Better Call Saul, S01E10)
  • "Lucianne, he's not Kevin Costner."
    "What? So who's this guy?"
    "Uhh, not Kevin Costner's manager." (Better Call Saul, S01E10)
  • Better Call Saul Season Grade: B
  • "Where I'm from, you accuse somebody of something, you better have evidence, or he better be a minority." (Community, S06E05)
  • "Air Pippens." (Fresh Off the Boat, S01E11)
  • "I'm seeing you through a Pepsi." (Fresh Off the Boat, S01E11)
  • "I'm gonna treat myself to a pedicure done by a white lady. That's when you know you've made it." (Fresh Off the Boat, S01E11)

Drew Magary (Chopped, S22E09)

  • "They put out your greatest hits, it'd be a double album."
    "Shit, double live, man, from Japan!" (Justified, S06E12)
  • "Jenny here, you gotta leave her firing chamber empty avoiding accidental discharge. Bad news, her chamber is full of promise now." (Justified, S06E12)
  • "Double shit!" (Justified, S06E12)
  • "My life is my own." (Justified, S06E12)
  • "Does the girl twin still live with you?"
    "Not a fan." (Black-ish, S01E19)
  • "Good sauce, though. Murderer!" (Black-ish, S01E19)
  • Workaholics Season Grade: C-
  • Fortitude Season Grade: D+
  • "We are automatically someone else's South America. We are going to be the South America planet of some America planet." (Louie, S05E01)
  • "I think doing stunts is a stupid gimmick, and much like the earth's mantle, it's beneath us." (Comedy Bang! Bang!, S04E12)

(Comedy Bang! Bang!, S04E12)

  • "It's freezing this high up. Next time, we're meeting at Per Se." (Daredevil, S01E01)
  • "You should be out having a life, doing poppers and flapper dancing." (Daredevil, S01E02)
  • And Robert Durst as Stick (Daredevil, S01E07)
  • Stone? (Daredevil, S01E07)
  • Vincent D'Onofrio's struggle Mandarin (Daredevil, S01E08)
  • Flaming ninja (Daredevil, S01E09)
  • "I want to look in their eyes when I salt the earth with their blood." (Daredevil, S01E11)
  • Yoo-hoo (Daredevil, S01E11)
  • "Growing to love something is really simply forgetting slowly what you dislike about it." (Daredevil, S01E11)
  • Wesley! (Daredevil, S01E11)
  • Extreme parkour (Daredevil, S01E12)
  • Fisk does not care for cat videos (Daredevil, S01E12)
  • He doesn't have a city, he got family (Daredevil, S01E13)
  • Daredevil Season Grade: B-


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